Hello,
I am the Evil, Anonymous Mastermind the most feared criminal and evil genius throughout the dog world. Welcome to my blog! If you want to become as good as me, let me tell you that you'll never succeed but I might just be able to show you how to improve a little and possibly (just possibly) become half as good as me. I will give you handy tips and information to help you become a slightly successful mastermind and criminal.
Maw-ha-ha-ha,
Evil, Anonymous Mastermind
